The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!