to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to see through water.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to turn wine into water

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!