The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!