The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to fart in colour

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to look into the past

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to not have any power.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!