The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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Asexual reproduction.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!