The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!