Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to wink really fast.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to be a human

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Dejavu

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!