THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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power to breathe

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!