The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be born.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!