The power to turn wine into water

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

thumb_up thumb_down +74

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to get older every second

thumb_up thumb_down +64

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to shit purple butterflies.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to move objects by touching them.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!