The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to resist trolling.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!