The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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the power to poop pee

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to annoy people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!