The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!