The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to die

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to sleep

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!