The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power of love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!