The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!