The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!