The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!