The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!