The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!