The power to sleep if your not awake

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to repel women.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!