The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to fart flames

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to take a crap.

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The Power of cheese

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!