The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to be a dick.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!