The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!