To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to fart mace

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!