The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to see the present.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!