the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to transform into yourself

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to smell poop

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!