- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

the power to pee on command

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to divide by 0

the power to lose your power at will

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

the power to fly but only upward

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to look what is at the back of your head.

the power to not have a power

The power to be blind

Pointless Super Powers