The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Grass eating

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!