THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!