The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to get AIDS.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!