The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to snore.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to predict the present

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to murder rocks.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to control urine

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!