The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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Lactokinesis

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to control urine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!