The power to shit brix

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not have power

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Third armpit.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!