the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!