The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!