The power to shape shift into water

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to grow one wing

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to like this power

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to plank

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!