The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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Third armpit.

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The power to bleed

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!