The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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Tits for a guy.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!