the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to mind reeds

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!