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The power to turn into a magikarp
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the power to be invisible, but only at night
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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.
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The power to just eat one lays potato chip
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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos
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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.
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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try
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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.
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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time
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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed
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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.
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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.
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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers
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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.
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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.
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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.
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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram
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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.
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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress
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to be able to lift any weight of feathers
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The power to have wood when you wake up.
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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!
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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.
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The power to make infinite paper clips.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!