The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The Power to Combust

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to not finish your

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to repel women.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to exist

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!