The power to pee standing up

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to be a normal human

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!