The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to fly for a second

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!