The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

The abilitie to lick your elbow.

The power to change your eyebrows daily

the power to have an idea..

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

the ability to type slower.

The ability to understand women!!

The power to shit dirt!

The power to imagine a new colour

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The power to fart really smelly :P

The ability to lactate air.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!