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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.
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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.
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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.
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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.
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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side
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The abilitie to lick your elbow.
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The power to change your eyebrows daily
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the power to have an idea..
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the ability to type slower.
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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.
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The ability to understand women!!
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The power to imagine a new colour
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The power to shit dirt!
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The power to make anything into toilet paper.
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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)
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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.
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The ability to lactate air.
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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.
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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!
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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.
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The ability to teach someone how to blink.
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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...
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the power to relive the least important moments in history
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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!