The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

the power to relive the least important moments in history

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

the power to sh*t brix at will!

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

the power to seduce hats

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!