The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Super-slowness

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!