The power to speak with death people..

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to be more human than most people.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to see through air.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!