the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to like any show

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to attract bullets.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to read your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!