The power to ride a bike

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to shed hair

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!