The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to see air

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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the power to vote

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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A healing punch

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!