The power to make other people hold their breath.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to shed hair

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!