The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to see air

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The ability to hear fish.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!