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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.
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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.
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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"
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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.
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The ability to smell colors.
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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.
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the power to control urine
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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water
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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.
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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.
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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.
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The power to turn anything you touch into cats
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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.
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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.
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the ability to type slower.
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The power to think you love her but you don't.
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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.
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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old
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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.
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the power to shit bricks
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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)
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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest
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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.
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power to eat through your but
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!