The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to grow one wing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!