the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to die.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!