The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to in power your self

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!