The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to do one push-up

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to be powerless

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!