the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!