- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

The power to breathe

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

the power to be wrong

The power to attract bullets.

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to see what's behind you.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

The power to see air

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The power to see into the present

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

Pointless Super Powers